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the guest room is slam cluttered
- boxes floor to ceiling
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2.
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the 2 car garage only has room for 1 car
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there is only a narrow walking path through
your living room
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picture frames and other large flat objects
are leaning up against all your walls
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5.
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kitchen counter space is an oxymoron
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6.
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if a neighbor unexpectedly rings your doorbell
- you step outside to speak to them instead of inviting them in as
you used to
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7.
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in an attempt to control the museum inventory
you donate boxes and boxes of items to the local thrift and then find
yourself unwittingly buying it back
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8.
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in a further attempt to control the museum
inventory you take boxes and boxes of items to the local Saturday auction
and proudly do not bid on your own boxes - you buy other peoples' boxes.
WELL - Guess What, you just came home with somebody else's museum inventory
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You worry about dying and leaving
all these precious possessions for someone else to deal with. The
guilt alone will kill you. If the dust mites don't.
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Someone needs to start a chapter called T.S.A. (Thrift Stores Anonymous)
Why is our sickness being ignored. Come on people we need help too.
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11.
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Where does the unsold stuff go???
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12.
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Someone mentioned Fung Shui to
me the other day and I asked them if that was some kind of Chinese
Food!
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13.
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If someone does manage to sneak their way into your house, you spend
the whole 5 minutes they brave it out with a polite smile on their face,
apologizing and telling them it usually doesn't look like this. Which
is of course a total lie.
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